I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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