Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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