Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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