I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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