Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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