All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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