We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
where are my eyebrows?
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