Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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