all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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