I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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