I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Randomize
