Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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