You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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