About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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