Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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