So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
what day is it and did you see me today?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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