You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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