Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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