do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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