He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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