I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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