You're so nebulous sometimes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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