Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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