You really coming over, don't trick.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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