Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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