please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
