Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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