Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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