Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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