question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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