I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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