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• (917): View more from New York City

  ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?

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  Yes and yes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why does my jaw hurt?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I may have punched you.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?

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