In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit