Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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