love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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