Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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