I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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