She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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