she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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