oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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