So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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