Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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