Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
