Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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