HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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