Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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