You can't special order awesome
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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