I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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