On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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