Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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