its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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