The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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