Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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