Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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