Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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