video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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