she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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