i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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