: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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