Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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